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[ban-one]

Melissa Jones getting pounded, grunts: Thanks for helping me wash the tables! This is so much better than using a cloth! And I think you guys like the breast prints all over!

 

[usman19]

Drunk guy looks down Melissa Jones' top

Guy's mind wanders:

Melissa Jones interrupts his fantasy: Want my top off?

Guy: Yes! Please!

MJ pours him another drink.

Confused guy: What happened to taking your top off like you offered?

MJ: No, I asked if you wanted a top off of your drink!

Guy's fantasy comes to a screeching halt

Well, fuck

**Sexy music stops playing**

 

[usman19]

Melissa Jones pouring drinks for a couple of guys

**Two gentlemen were at the bar as one of them is having a hard time with life. He was fired from his job, his gf has left him. His friend was there to cheer him up as they conversed**

Beard guy: You need to snap out of this. Be happy and live for the moment. Like her over there she always smiling**

**Melissa heard this from arfar and smiles as she pouring a drink for someone else**

Beard guy: Like her? huh she looks hot don't you think?

**gives the big tits gesture to him with his hands**

Other guy: Hmm meh

Beard guy: Let me call her over!!! Hey blondie over here!!

**He didn't know her name despite going here for a long time. Melissa approaches them both**

Melissa: So what can i get you two fellas?

Beard guy: Well i was hoping you can cheer my friend up here, by showing off your tits as he enjoyed them from arfar

**Melissa is taken back by this comment**

Melissa: I know it is happy hour, but it's not that kind of happy hour. That kind of thing costs extra and is only on Fridays!!

Beard guy: What day is it today?

Melissa: Thursday

Beard guy: Ok you working tomorrow?

Melissa: Uh uh

Beard guy: Well we come tomorrow and we'll be happy well scratch that, i be happy to pay extra for seeing your tits.

Melissa: See you then

Beard guy: Anyways we leaving. Let's go!!

**Melissa interrupts them both as they were leaving

Melissa: Before you go!!!

**She slaps the beard guy**

Melissa: That's for propositioning me at the wrong time

**She gets the other guys unfinished drinks and spilled it on him**

Other guy: What was that for?

Melissa: That was for not having balls to order a tit show yourself, so your friend who seems old enough to be your Father had to do it for you. What a loser!!

**They both leave the bar**

 

[usman19]

Guy looks down Melissa Jones top after he gets drink

**Melissa is bartending and sees a hot guy alone as she goes and gives him a free drink on the house**

Melissa: Here you go, seems like you need it!!

**Guy takes a taste of the drink**

Guy: Thanks but what drink is this?

Melissa: The buttery nipple. It's quite nice

Guy: It has a warm kick to it. Why is it called the buttery nipple

**Melissa does a cheeky smile and wink but doesn't answer the question**

Melissa: So see anything you like**

**Guy looks down her top to her huge rack**

Guy: I'm liking the look of these. Deffo want another nipple

**Guy gets wrong end of the stick and assumes the nipple drink was from her tits but wasn't**

**Melissa goes to pour another buttery nipple but guy was shocked**

Guy: What you doing?

Melissa: You said you wanted another nipple so here i am pouring it in

Guy: No No. I meant nipple from your tits. I mean that is where the nipple drink was from?

**Melissa is disgusted**

Melissa: No, why you think that?

Guy: What explains that warm milky taste?

Melissa: That warm milky taste is from Butterscotch and Vanilla Cream. Not from my tits god

**Guy stands corrected but it didn't stop there**

Guy: Argh my bad. I stand corrected. Soooooooooooooooo..... i won't be able to get that nipple drink that i was implying?

**Melissa shouts and points with her finger**

Melissa: GET OUT!!!!

**He leaves the bar**

 

[ban-one]

**Melissa is bartending and sees a hot guy alone as she goes and gives him a free drink on the house**

Melissa: Here you go, seems like you need it!!

**Guy takes a taste of the drink**

Guy: Thanks but what drink is this?

Melissa: The buttery nipple. It's quite nice

Guy: It has a warm kick to it. Why is it called the buttery nipple

**Melissa does a cheeky smile and wink but doesn't answer the question**

Melissa: So see anything you like**

**Guy looks down her top to her huge rack**

Guy: I'm liking the look of these. Deffo want another nipple

**Guy gets wrong end of the stick and assumes the nipple drink was from her tits but wasn't**

**Melissa goes to pour another buttery nipple but guy was shocked**

Guy: What you doing?

Melissa: You said you wanted another nipple so here i am pouring it in

Guy: No No. I meant nipple from your tits. I mean that is where the nipple drink was from?

**Melissa is disgusted**

Melissa: No, why you think that?

Guy: What explains that warm milky taste?

Melissa: That warm milky taste is from Butterscotch and Vanilla Cream. Not from my tits god

**Guy stands corrected but it didn't stop there**

Guy: Argh my bad. I stand corrected. Soooooooooooooooo..... i won't be able to get that nipple drink that i was implying?

**Melissa shouts and points with her finger**

Melissa: GET OUT!!!!

Guy leaves: Fine. Then I won't share my butternut recipe with you

Melissa: I don't need you jerking off to my tits.

The guy smirks: No, I mean the squash

 

[usman19]

Melissa Jones tits rubbing against glass table

**Melissa was out of work and was looking for a job. She has experience of being a cleaner. One day she she applied to an advert she saw for being a window cleaner/ general cleaner**

Melissa: Argh this is something i can do. I haven't done window cleaning before, but it the same thing. Cleaning but on windows and at height

**She applies to the job and gets called for a interview a day later**

Melissa: Wow. Hope i can get this job as i need the money. Time to prep up

**Day of interview arrived and she goes to the interview and gives reasons to hire her. Employer was impressed a woman wanted the job and that she was a looker**

Employer: Welcome to @ban-one specialist services. I seen your CV and i like what i see, great qualifications and credentials

**Cheekily take a subtle look down her top and implying her assets are nice**

**Melissa doesn't notice the cheeky look but is smiling nodding her head thinking it's going well.

Melissa: Uh uh, Thank you

Employer: Unlike other employers, i'm a very hands on kind of guy, doing practical's. Not these q and a ones you get else where. Why do you want this job etc BS. Learn more about a person this way

**Later on the interview took on a sexual turn**

Employer: So lets see what you got and what we playing with here

**He strips her off naked as does he and presses her tits against the glass table to clean it with a bit of warm water and liquid as he trusts into her**

Employer: Oh you are a pro with this. Seems you done this kind of thing before**

**Melissa huge tits pressed against the glass as they are rubbed up and down and making squeaky noises. They also left marks on the table**

Melissa: Oh yeahhhh. Thank you. Do i get the job?

Employer: You sure do. I can see you can transition to window cleaning with them

**Implying to her tits**

Employer: You are a special one. We never had a woman work for us let alone a hot one but i think your assets will help this company get more business and money. You see our company does specialist services for commercial business and their needs. So i think you fit right in

Melissa: What you mean?

Employer: Like we did here, you can do that on the windows? Use your tits. It be a little gimmick and people be prepared to pay extra for this!! You can start on Monday. Here your schedule route of buildings you need to do

**Gives her the uniform and things she needs for the job**

**Monday arrives and she on her 1st shift. As she abseils to the top of the building and starts her work she strips off and gets to it**

Melissa: Argh this is my life now. My tits are freezing up here

**As she soaps up her tits and rubs the windows, all the horny male employees were enjoying the view and showed her the appreciation that she bought them as they were unmotivated and felt down. This cheered them up**

**Melissa smiles with the attention she was getting, as she did the same floor by floor**

**As she finished doing each floor and each building on her schedule, each business thanked @ban-one and his business for the service they have provided and were happy paying extra money. This in turn helped his company get more business elsewhere**

Business: Make sure to get your window cleaning done by @ban-one specialist services and ask for Melissa to do the rounds. You will enjoy it!!!

**After Melissa did her 1st shift and her tits feeling like ice due to the wind, the boss rang her**

Employer: How was your 1st day Melissa. Have to say, the businesses are giving great feedback

**Melissa didn't think this was for her but her mood changed**

Melissa: I don't thinkk..

**She got interrupted**

Employer: Due to your hard work, here a bit extra. Care to want do this again. Maybe you can do internal cleaning of windows and the office naked. Maybe use your ass

Melissa: I'm right on it!!!

**Now Melissa does her cleaning services naked on her rounds and enjoys the money

 

[usman19]

Guy leaves: Fine. Then I won't share my butternut recipe with you

Melissa: I don't need you jerking off to my tits.

The guy smirks: No, I mean the squash

**Melissa grabs the recipe book under the table**

Melissa: You mean this squash drink?

**Guy left defeated**

Guy: Uh yes!!!

Melissa: You cheat. Trying to pass someone elses drink as one of yours. Tut tut!!!

 

[usman19]

**Melissa was out of work and was looking for a job. She has experience of being a cleaner. One day she she applied to an advert she saw for being a window cleaner/cleaner**

Melissa: Argh this is something i can do. I haven't done window cleaning before, but it the same thing. Cleaning but on windows and at height

**She applies to the job and gets called for a interview a day later**

Melissa: Wow. Hope i can get this job as i need the money. Time to prep up

**Day of interview arrived and she goes to the interview and gives reasons to hire her. Employer was impressed a woman wanted the job and that she was a looker**

Employer: Welcome to @ban-one specialist services. I seen your CV and i like what i see, great qualifications and credentials

**Cheekily take a subtle look down her top and implying her assets are nice**

**Melissa doesn't notice the cheeky look but is smiling nodding her head thinking it's going well.

Melissa: Uh uh, Thank you

Employer: Unlike others, i'm a very hands on kind of guy, doing practical's. Not these q and a ones you get else where. Why do you want this job etc BS. Learn more about a person this way

**Later on the interview took on a sexual turn**

Employer: So lets see what you got and what we playing with here

**He strips her off naked as does he and presses her tits against the glass table to clean it with a bit of warm water and liquid as he trusts into her**

Employer: Oh you are a pro with this. Seems you done this kind of thing before**

**Melissa huge tits pressed against the glass as they are rubbed up and down and making squeaky noises**

Melissa: Oh yeahhhh. Thank you. Do i get the job?

Employer: You sure do. I can see you can transition to window cleaning with them

**Implying to her tits**

Employer: You are a special one. We never had a woman work for us let alone a hot one but i think your assets will help this company get more business and money. You see our company does specialist services for commercial business and their needs. So i think you fit right in

Melissa: What you mean?

Employer: Like we did here, you can do that on the windows? Use your tits. It be a little gimmick and people be prepared to pay extra for this!! You can start on Monday. Here your schedule route of buildings you need to do

**Gives her the uniform and things she needs for the job**

**Monday arrives and she on her 1st shift. As she abseils to the top of the building and starts her work she strips off and gets to it**

Melissa: Argh this is my life now. My tits are freezing up here

**As she soaps up her tits and rubs the windows, all the horny male employees were enjoying the view and showed her the appreciation that she bought them as they were unmotivated and felt down. This cheered them up**

**Melissa smiles with the attention she was getting, as she did the same floor by floor**

**As she finished doing each floor and each building on her schedule, each business thanked @ban-one and his business for the service they have provided and were happy paying extra money. This in turn helped his company get more business elsewhere**

Business: Make sure to get your window cleaning done by @ban-one specialist services and ask for Melissa to do the rounds. You will enjoy it!!!

**After Melissa did her 1st shift and her tits feeling like ice due to the wind, the boss rang her**

Employer: How was your 1st day Melissa. Have to say, the business are giving great feedback

**Melissa didn't think this was for her but her mood changed**

Melissa: I don't thinkk..

**She got interrupted**

Employer: Due to your hard work, here a bit extra for your hard work. Care to want do this again. Maybe you can do internal cleaning of windows and the office naked. Maybe use your ass

Melissa: I'm right on it!!!

**Now Melissa does her cleaning services naked on her rounds and enjoys the money

**Employer thought to make this a thing**

Employer: if you know of any other hot women looking for work let me know. I can't give you all the work as my men will have nothing to do, unless i make this an all female company. We are an equal opportunity company

**As they did their shifts, and more women came, the women left lasting impressions and wanted to see them more, but the males not so much and only got basic feedback**

**The males got jealous that the women were making more money than them**

Male worker: How dare they be naked. Boss why can't be do this for possible female workers?

Employer: I don't think that be a good idea mate

Male worker: I show you. It will

**One of the male workers got naked and did his window cleaning round to a female majority office but the staff were not impressed**

Staff: Urgh my god. Put it away. I'm not impressed. This is why i only like women. Plus his dick is small

**They left a complaint to @ban-one and removed their contract with his business as more bad news came as the other male workers did similar things. As a result all the male workers had to be let go to avoid bad publicity and getting cancelled. Due to this he only had female workers in his work force. This gave him an idea to rename his company

Employer: Welcome to @ban-one All female specialist services

**All the female cleaning employees all clapped and smiled**

 

[usman19]

Guy has a change of mood fucking Melissa Jones

**Melissa and her fella have been together for some time and it was just another day having sex on the couch

Guy: Oh yeah.. you are so deep

**Melissa moans as she asks for his cum**

Melissa: Yeah baby, cum into my pussy. Lets make another baby

**Guy is shocked**

Guy: Another baby!!!

**Guy pulls out of Melissa pussy as they have a chat**

Melissa: Come on, it be fun having another child in the house to what we already have

**She tries to win him around by sweet talking to him**

Guy: Neah, sorry. Can't do it. It to expensive to have one these days

**Melissa is annoyed and gets off the couch to get dressed **

Melissa: Says alot about you. You are all happy having pleasure into me, but soon as mention babies, you pull out faster than you can cum. You weren't even wearing a condom

Guy: I'm catholic , you know i can't have that on

Melissa: Well don't get surprised if i get pregnant cause you didn't take precautions. I'm not taking any birth control

**Few months later Melissa sits down with her fella and breaks some news to him that she expecting again. He didn't take it well**

Guy: You're pregnant!!!! Argh!!!

**He runs upstairs pulling his hair out. He is now bold**

 

[usman19]

Guy has a change of mood fucking Melissa Jones

**Melissa and a guy was having sex. It was all great before it changed**

Melissa: Oh yeah you are the best. Do me harder!!
Guy: Oh yeah i am going to.... wait!!! Did i cum already Something feels wet?

**Guy looks down below**

Melissa: Don't think so!!

**It turns out the wetness was Melissa's sweat as she tends to sweat alot during sex. She has Hyperhidrosis**

Guy: Oh not again. Jeez. Why the fuck do you always sweat like a pig Melissa

**Mood changed as he pulled out of her sweaty pussy**

Melissa: Thought it be nice. Research says it can be a turn on sweating alot and helps endorphins

Guy: Perhaps, but you stink of it though. Like you need deodorant alot. Some girls don't sweat at all during sex. If this during sex, wonder how you do during gym

**Melissa got upset and offended as she gets up and gets changed**

Melissa: I'm showering. Sorry you can't think past my condition. Think i am better off with someone else. I want someone who enjoy my sweatiness and enjoy sweaty sex and most all doesn't put me down

**Melissa is now with a a new man who enjoys her sweating alot as they do it**

Melissa: Why go to a sauna when can bring the sauna to you?

**She rubs her sweat all over her new fella**

 

[usman19]

Guy walks in while Betty Gilpin showers

Betty Gilpin catching him watching

Betty Gilpin walking butt naked

Betty Gilpin having a conversation with a guy in the shower room

 

[usman19]

Guy walks in while Betty Gilpin showers

**Betty Gilpin was showering while a guy randomly walks in**

Guy: So fellas what we need you to do!!! Urghhhh!!!

**As he walks in to the female shower room and saw a naked booty**

Guy: Sorry i thought this was the guys shower room!!

Betty: It is. I'm just using it cause the showers in the ladies are full

**Guy subtly checking out her ass**

Guy: Sorry but i hope you don't mind i ass.... is it ok for me to stay?

Betty: Sure

 

[usman19]

Betty Gilpin catching him watching

**Guy is busted as he is spotted checking out Betty showering**

Betty: WTF are you doing?

Guy: Sorry for being in here. I know i shouldn't just i saw your booty, i mean beauty and it caught me off guard.

**Betty is not impressed**

Betty: Give me 1 good reason why i shouldn't report you you perv?

Guy: Please, this is the closest to being around a naked woman let alone a beautiful one like you. I'm single and not like i get to see naked bodies on TV. Basic cable and no HBO. I'm happy to pay?

**Betty changes her tune as she knows she needs money**

Betty: Fine, you can stay and watch and enjoy the show

**Guy was pleased and showed his thanks by pulling his cock to stroke to her**

**Betty touches his cock in a angry tone**

Betty: Don't push it

**Betty carries on showering with him watching and paying $$$$. This is how pre onlyfans worked and decided to do this more often**

 

[usman19]

Betty Gilpin walking butt naked

**Betty finishes her shower as she gets off to get her towel**

Guy: Oh no i shouldn't look

**Guy turns away and tries to take a cheeky peek of her ass as she walks to get a towel**

Betty: Stop watching my ass you perv

**Betty covers herself with a towel**

 

[usman19]

Betty Gilpin having a conversation with a guy in the shower room

Betty: Next time if i am in a shower, don't feel shy to not come in and watch?

**Guy gets shocked**

Guy: Really?

Betty: Of cause, i mean i know you are gay right, and you won't be getting aroused by the sight of a naked woman so it fine

Guy: Yesss, of cause

**says in secretive tone as he rolls his eyes as little did Betty know he was very straight and seeing her naked gets him excited**

Betty: Sound. Always good to have a gay man watch me without it being sexual

Guy: Of cause

**he watched her shower and he was getting hard**

Guy: Pass me a towel please!!!

**Betty throws him a towel and he covers his erection**

Guy: Anyways i see you next time!!

 

[usman19]

Kate Winslet going upstairs to check on her husband

Kate Winslet catches her husband wanking with her knickers

Guy checks out Kate Winslet body

 

[usman19]

Kate Winslet fucking on the washing machine

Kate Winslet consoling her lover at the window

Kate Winslet thinking about sex

 

[usman19]

Kate Winslet going upstairs to check on her husband

**Kate Winslet husband was working from home one day in this study**

Husband: Argh time to wank. Need some motivation on what to wank over?

**He sees kates knickers on the table and grabs this**

Husband: Guess this will do.

**He grabs some tissues to get started**

**Kate and her husband not done it for a while, hence the husband increased frustration**

Husband: Argh Yes Kate!!!!!!!

**Kate heard a noise as she was downstairs and went upstairs to hear it**

Kate: What's going on up there? Bet not be wanking? i can hear you moaning and smell your sweaty dick all way down here

**Husband gets in panic and hides everything before she got to him**

 

[usman19]

Kate Winslet catches her husband wanking with her knickers

**Kate walks in on her husband wanking with her knickers**

**Kate just stands in horror at what she is seeing for a bit, with her husband carrying on moaning louder. She grabs his attention by clearing her throat**

Kate: Hmm are you almost finished there!!!

**Husband turns around**

Husband: You could have knocked!!!

**Kate in anger**

Kate: I did!!! If you are done, i could do with having my favourite knickers back. I was wondering where they went!!

**Husband gives her knickers back to her. Thankfully he didn't cum in them**

**Kate slams the door as she leaves**

Kate: We need to talk later

**Later in the evening they had a chat about the incident earlier**

Husband: Well we haven't had sex in ages so if we had it i won't had to resort to these measures!!!

Kate: I felt like you never wanted to do it thats why i never offered, but if you want sex and feel horny. I rather you ask so i can fulfil your urges like a good wife should. Do you want to fuck now?

Husband: Neah sorry the game is about to start!!!

 

[usman19]

Guy checks out Kate Winslet body

**Guy checks out Kate Winslets hot body**

Kate: Hot enough for ya?

Guy: Yeah your legs look amazing. Thanks for showing them off

**Kate gets taken back by it and takes off her cloth**

Kate: Excuse me? i was talking about the weather?

Guy: Sorry that too but you do have a nice body too