Insert caption to TV and movies

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood asking if he is enjoying it

**Aimee is riding her boyfriend**

Aimee: Enjoying this?

Boyfriend: Yeah!!!

Aimee: Want to cum on my tits?

**Boyfriend eventually does something you should never do to a woman**

Boyfriend: Neah, your tits are horrible

**Aimee gets upset and cries**

Aimee: Never knew you a guy who likes to body shame women. You're a cunt

 

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood asking if he is enjoying it

**Aimee Lou Wood was riding her boyfriend**

Aimee: Want to cum on my tits?

**Before the boyfriend could answer she doubles down**

Aimee: On 2nd thought i got a rash last time. Your cum must be contagious to my tits. Let's do it from behind

**Boyfriend takes Aimee from behind but he could not enter as a wizard came in**

Gandalf: You shall not pass...... till 10pm

**Boyfriend waited for a few minutes till he can enter Aimee's from behind**

 

[ban-one]

Aimee Lou Wood riding uninterested boyfriend & asking if he is enjoying it

Aimee Lou Wood: What would you say you do here?

BF: Look! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that! What the hell is wrong with you people?! -Uh...

BF leaves with his dick tucked between his legs

 

[ban-one]

Aimee Lou Wood finding out he been faking it

Aimee Lou Wood: You faked it?!

BF: Yeah, when it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep

 

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood finding out he been faking it

**Aimee Lou Wood and boyfriend were having sex night but they stopped**

Aimee: Those noises don't sound right!!! Have you been faking it?

**Boyfriend lies**

Boyfriend: Urm no!!

Aimee: Show me the condom?

Boyfriend: No!!

**Aimee gets annoyed**

Aimee: Now!!! Please!!!

**Boyfriend takes off his condom and gives to Aimee. Aimee is confused**

Aimee: Where's all the cum @ban-one ?

Boyfriend: Just been off today Aimee**

**Aimee bitch slaps him like a pimp to a hooker**

Aimee: I need cum, lots of it!!!

Boyfriend: Why?

Aimee: Let me explain to you. I'm a dealer

**Boyfriend is confused**

Boyfriend: Drug dealer?

Aimee: No no. I'm a sperm dealer. All these sperm i collect from you, i give them to couples who struggle to have kids

Boyfriend: Ohhhhhh that explains the huge box of condoms in the hallway from Amazon, and why you keep asking me to wear one!!

**Aimee nods**

Aimee: Exactly, but now you not producing any, so i can't deal. No cum from you, means no deals. No deals means no customers. No customers means no money. No money means we can't have lovely things anymore. Do you want that!!

Boyfriend: No

Aimee: So tell me why you not producing much these days? Am i not riding you hard enough, you don't find me attractive anymore?

Boyfriend: Well, you have let yourself go recently!!

**Aimee gives boyfriend another pimp bitch slap and he lays on the bed!!

**Aimee gets up off the bed angrily**

Aimee: Sort yourself out, cause if i can't get enough from you, then i guess i am going to have to get ride and get cum from someone else?

**Boyfriend feels sad as he feels she going to cheat on him and relationship is over**

**Aimee reassures him**

Aimee: Don't worry, i still love you, but this is just for business, not pleasure!!! Well pleasure of doing business!!

**Aimee gets ready to make a send off from previous orders made**

Aimee: I'm off to drop these orders, and when i come back i want cum!! Watch some porn if that helps!!!

 

[usman19]

Boyfriend taking Aimee Lou Wood from behind

**It was getting late as Aimee Lou wood and boyfriend were fucking**

Boyfriend: Can we stop now, we been at it for ages!!! I'm tired

Aimee: Not yet, just 5 more minutes. Just want to be taken from behind

**Boyfriend is feeling sleepy and is trying to stay awake**

Boyfriend: I could do with bed

**few minutes later**

Aimee: Oh i'm going to cum. Are you going to cum?

**She heard no reply and repeated again**

Aimee: You going to cum!!!

**All she heard was snore noises**

Boyfriend: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

**She turns her back to see him eyes closes asleep**

**She feels something warm inside her**

Aimee: Damn you didn't give me any pre warning. You came in me.

**She slots herself off his cock where he just drops and falls asleep on the bed**

**He snores loudly**

Aimee: Guess it's important to not fuck when you're tired.

**This turns to an advert for safe enjoyable sex**

Narrator: You won't drive when you're tired on a long journey, you would take a break so you feel refreshed. So why have sex when you're tired during a long session? Have a break cause remember tiredness kills, and tiredness makes accidents

Think, fuck responsibly

**advert finishes**

 

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood finding out he been faking it

**Aimee Lou Wood after getting her cum makes her rounds to deliver them**

Aimee: I've got 10 orders to do tonight. Best do them quickly

**While delivering, she is stopped by cops who assumed she is a drug dealer and asked for license details**

Police officer: Mam, license and registration please

**Aimee gives her license**

Police officer: Argh you're Aimee Lou Wood

Aimee: Yep

**laughs nervously**

Aimee: Why am i stopped officer?

Police Officer: Well we stopped you as we could see on the back of the car alot of boxes which seems suspicious for a woman to be carrying with her at this time of night

**Officer takes a closer look through his flashlight through the window and notices condoms**

Police officer: That's an awful lot of condoms mam

Aimee: Yeah, me and my boyfriend love sex and do it alot. Can never be too careful, protection and that. I'm also giving these to the hospital as these are donations

Police officer: That is all. You are free to go!!!

**She starts her car to be on her way and mumbles**

Aimee: Sucker!!! I'm not going to the hospital

**But cop heard that and went back to Aimee**

Police officer: Excuse me!!!!

**Aimee drives off and screams**

Aimee: They are not drugs, just sperm, theres no law against sperm dealing, show me the law!!!!

**Officer refers to his handbook and sees there is no law against it so won't pursue in chasing her**

 

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood masturbating

**Aimee Lou Wood was on the bed alone and was about to masturbate but it paused like a movie**

**record scratch, freeze frame**

Movie narrator in Aimee Lou wood's voice**

Aimee: Yep, thats me. You probably wondering how i got here!!! Well i broke up with my only boyfriend in ages. I'm not a girl who gets alot of guys so was a surprise when i did meet him. Things didn't work out and i'm in a single rut lately.......

**The Aimee in the frame breaks the fourth wall and interrupts the Aimee doing the dialogue**

Aimee: Am i going to masturbate or not, thats what the viewers want to see, not this origin story. Shut up Aimee

**The dialogue finishes and Aimee masturbates**

Aimee:

 

[usman19]

Aimee Lou Wood masturbating

**Aimee Lou Wood masturbates to a edited version of Airplanes by BoB**

**She masturbates as the song plays with lyrics saying**

Can we pretend that hooking apps in the dating world are like shootin' cum
I could really use a dick right now, dick right now, dick right now!!

 

[ban-one]

**Aimee Lou Wood after getting her cum makes her rounds to deliver them**

Aimee: I've got 10 orders to do tonight. Best do them quickly

Can't afford to stop. Gotta make this yellow... Surely it can't hurt, right?

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman expressing something with her hands

Sarah Silverman saying touche

Sarah Silverman telling you're adorable

Sarah Silverman exposing some truths

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman expressing something with her hands

Sarah Silverman: OMG it was so huge. I've never seen anything like it before

**Emphasises the size with her hands**

**She was referring to the new 12 inch sub from subway

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman saying touche

**Sarah and a guy are having an argument about something as she is buying something**

Sarah: Delivery charges are a pain in the ass but cba shopping in person around peasants

Guy; What you hoping to buy?

Sarah: Just some clothes. On wallmart

Guy: Whats the prices!!

Sarah: This t shirt is $25 with $ 3 delivery which totals $28 but this other store sells the exact same shirt for $28 and free delivery? I'm going to buy it here

**Guy is confused**

Guy: Sarah, it's exactly the same price!!!

Sarah: Touche

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman saying touche

**Sarah Silverman and guy having a conversation about ladies wear risque clothes**

Guys: Women wear risque clothing cause they want attention right? Otherwise why wear outfits with low cut tops and complain afterwards?

Sarah: What about girls who don't?

Guy: Well they complain they don't get attention and it won't attract anyone. We can't win with the ladies. Thats why they know we would look at them and why those clothes to mess with us

Sarah: Touche!!!

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman telling you're adorable

**Sarah Silverman showing off her flirting skills with a friend**

Sarah: I can make any male or guy quiver when i talk to them
Friend: No you can't!!!

**Sarah doesn't like his pessimistic outlook**

Sarah: I can, just watch

**Sarah shouts out a male waiter and flirts to him**

Waiter: Can i help you?

Sarah: You know what, you're adorable!!?

**Waiter gets turned on**

Waiter: Aww that sweet darling, but i'm Frank!!

**Points to his name badge and walks away**

**Friend gives Sarah weird look**

Sarah: What you looking at? He still felt flattered

 

[usman19]

Sarah Silverman exposing some truths

**Sarah giving a talk at high school to impressionable teens**

Sarah: Sure i did some drinking, some drugging. Tried it in the butt one or nine times...

**Student interrupts her before she carried on with a question**

Student: About the butt, was it one or nine times? Make up your mind?

Sarah: I can't remember, and this goes to my point about drinking all the time

**Another student interrupts**

Student 2: How did it feel taking it in the butt?

Sarah: I guess it was fine after some lube

**After this it just turned into a Q & A about Sarah and her butt**

**Sarah was getting annoyed**

Sarah: That's it, if we can go back to my talk please. No more questions.

**Student puts his hands up**

Sarah: WHAT IS IT?

**Sarah screamed**

Student 3: But but Butt i want to ass you a few questions

**He stands up and talks out of his ass**

**Students all laugh but Sarah and the bell goes to end class**

Sarah: Class dismissed

**She stands by the classroom door and a student before she left uttered

Student 4: Sorry i don't mean to butt in, but you are blocking the door!!

**All students leave the room**

 

[ban-one]

Sarah Silverman exposing some truths

Had gang-bangs with the football, basketball, and baseball teams. Tried pussy and ass, and liked it. Had orgies in the gym pool with the football, basketball, and baseball teams, and the cheerleaders. Fucked every teacher I had, and still ride the principal every day once you munchkins have gone home. And still eagerly spread my legs for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.--- @usman19 and @ban-one, I'll see you two later---And make porn in the restrooms and teacher's lounge between classes....Now where was I going with this again?

 

[usman19]

Had gang-bangs with the football, basketball, and baseball teams. Tried pussy and ass, and liked it. Had orgies in the gym pool with the football, basketball, and baseball teams, and the cheerleaders. Fucked every teacher I had, and still ride the principal every day once you munchkins have gone home. And still eagerly spread my legs for the football, basketball, and baseball teams.--- @usman19 and @ban-one, I'll see you two later---And make porn in the restrooms and teacher's lounge between classes....Now where was I going with this again?

Student: That you were a huge slut in your day?

**Sarah offended by the term**

Sarah: Oi, not slut, thats a very shameful term for women. I would say adventurous. Gone have the days where you can get away with terms like that. We live in a politically correct times. You don't want to get cancelled. We teach about that next time

 

[usman19]

Melissa Jones pouring drinks for a couple of guys

Guy looks down Melissa Jones top after he gets drink

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Melissa Jones tits rubbing against glass table

Guy has a change of mood fucking Melissa Jones

 

[ban-one]

Drunk guy looks down Melissa Jones' top

Guy's mind wanders:

Melissa Jones interrupts his fantasy: Want my top off?

Guy: Yes! Please!

MJ pours him another drink.

Confused guy: What happened to taking your top off like you offered?

MJ: No, I asked if you wanted a top off of your drink!

Guy's fantasy comes to a screeching halt

Well, fuck